Grandma Got Drunk with the Snowman
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Grandma Got Drunk With The Snowman is a rowdy, country rap Christmas anthem packed with humor, swagger, and pure festive chaos. This original SlyAnthem track delivers deep raspy vocals, southern bounce, and a modern pop country groove that turns a simple holiday night into the funniest backyard story ever told.
The song follows Grandma as she sneaks off with the whiskey, moonwalks through the snow, dances with a snowman, and creates a Christmas Eve the whole neighborhood will be talking about for years. Sleigh bells, heavy bass, banjo plucks, and a party-ready beat bring the entire scene to life with high energy and bold personality.
With its catchy hook, lively storytelling, and hilarious visuals, this track is made for holiday playlists, family laughs, and anyone who loves country music with a playful edge. Grandma Got Drunk With The Snowman is the official soundtrack for wild Christmas gatherings and the kind of family stories that become legends.
Turn it up, have some fun, and enjoy the most chaotic Christmas tale of the season.
Lyrics
[Verse 1 🎄]
Christmas Eve was quiet till we heard that sound
Grandma in the backyard tearing up the ground
She stole Grandpas whiskey with a mission in her eyes
Then shouted to the sky this is where the fun arrives
She was moonwalking through snow in her holiday socks
Talkin to the snowman like they shared the same thoughts
We opened up the curtains trying not to laugh
Grandma hit a spin move and slid right past
[Pre-Chorus ✨]
Lights were flickering, sleigh bells shaking
Something in the yard had the whole house waking
Mama whispered what on earth is going on
Then Grandma yelled back hit the music, bring it on
[Chorus 🎶]
Grandma got drunk with the snowman
Turned Christmas Eve into a headline show
Dancing in the yard like a viral moment
Moving to a beat only she could know
Now the snowmans wearing her scarf and glasses
And her lipstick right across his face
Grandma got drunk with the snowman
And turned the backyard into Santas rave
[Verse 2 🎅]
She poured eggnog shots like a candy cane queen
Did a little two step with the lights all green
Tried to teach the snowman how to drop it low
Yelled freeze frame boy and struck a pose in the snow
Her footprints spelled out something random and bold
Looked like a message only she and winter could hold
Daddy nearly fainted when she climbed the sled
Rappin to the reindeer like she ran the whole spread
[Pre-Chorus ✨]
She was hype, she was wild, she was ready to fly
Even got the blow up Santa waving goodbye
Mama said someone grab her before she falls
But Grandma yelled I am fine, Merry Christmas to all
[Chorus 🎶]
Grandma got drunk with the snowman
Turned Christmas Eve into a headline show
Dancing in the yard like a viral moment
Moving to a beat only she could know
Now the snowmans wearing her scarf and glasses
And her lipstick right across his face
Grandma got drunk with the snowman
And turned the backyard into Santas rave
[Verse 3 ❄️]
Sun came up slow on that frosty scene
Grandma woke up lookin like a Christmas queen
She said why am I cuddled with a pile of snow
And who put my good scarf on this frosty bro
We showed her all the photos and she nearly cried
Then laughed so hard she had to step inside
Said guess I made memories I will never recall
But if the snowman calls tell him I gave it my all
[Bridge 🎤]
Grandpa checked the yard and sighed under his breath
Said last night nearly gave me an early death
Grandma said relax I was simply havin fun
Then winked at the snowman like the night was never done
Even the mailbox leaned like it needed a rest
Blow up Santa was lying on the neighbors deck
Mama said next year we hide the drinks for sure
Grandma said good luck, I know where you keep one more
[Final Chorus 🎶]
Grandma got drunk with the snowman
Shaking up the neighborhood again
If she disappears check behind the trees
She is probably planning round two with her friend
Now the snowmans wearing her scarf and glasses
And her lipstick right across his face
Grandma got drunk with the snowman
And somehow made chaos look like grace
[Final Tag 🎁]
Grandma and the snowman
Round two might come tonight
If she grabs that whiskey again
You better turn on all the lights
Grandma and the snowman
Wildest Christmas we ever knew
If winter brings another party
She might take the snowman too
Artist Take
I made this song because every family has that one Christmas story that gets told year after year, the kind that makes everyone laugh before the first sentence is even finished. The holidays are full of tradition, but they are also full of chaos, and sometimes it is the wild, unexpected moments that become the memories people love the most.
Grandma Got Drunk With The Snowman came from wanting to capture that funny, slightly out of control, everyone is talking about it for years kind of Christmas moment. That backyard scene where Grandma sneaks the whiskey, the snow is glowing under the lights, and somehow a snowman becomes her dance partner for the night. It is the kind of story that feels unreal until you see the pictures the next morning.
I wanted the song to feel playful and full of personality, with that mix of country grit, rap swagger, and holiday shine. The deep raspy vocal, the heavy beat, the sleigh bells, the banjo accents… everything is built to make the listener feel like they are right there watching Grandma tear up the yard and having the time of her life.
This song is for the families who love to laugh together. For the Grandmas who still know how to have fun. For the people who believe Christmas is not just about perfect moments, but about the ones you never forget because they were so ridiculous and so human.
If this song brings a laugh, a smile you cannot hide, or a story you end up sharing at your next holiday gathering, then it did exactly what it was meant to do.